I've talked to a few folks that are so excited about the new
Star Wars flick that I can't help imagining them in some sort of
Lovecraftian idol worship cult---chanting arm-in-arm around a small Yoda
statue. A friend reported that someone told her it was, "Star Wars
Eve," which prompted me to write the following protocol. Practice and be ready for the next Star Wars zealot you meet.
--- THE WELCOME STAR WARS PROTOCOL ---
1. Pop eyes as wide as you can.
2. Slowly make a big close-lipped smile.
3. Sway side to side four times.
4. Continue to sway and sing:
Bonus: Rehearse with a group of friends so you can mob-up if any one of you get triggered.
1. Pop eyes as wide as you can.
2. Slowly make a big close-lipped smile.
3. Sway side to side four times.
4. Continue to sway and sing:
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Star Wars,
Come this way!
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Star Wars,
Star Wars Day.
Welcome, Welcome
Fah who rah-moose
Welcome, Welcome
Dah who dah-moose
Star Wars day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Star Wars
Bring your cheer
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome all Who's
Far and near
Welcome Star Wars, fah who rah-moose
Welcome Star Wars, dah who dah-moose
Star Wars day will always be
Just so long as we have we
Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome Star Wars
Bring your light
Welcome Star Wars
Fah who rah-moose!
Welcome Star Wars
Dah who dah-moose!
Welcome Star Wars
While we stand
Heart to heart
And hand in hand
Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome welcome
Star Wars
Star Wars
Day
Bonus: Rehearse with a group of friends so you can mob-up if any one of you get triggered.
